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One who believes they are a vampire in current times;
one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense
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one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
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a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe
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one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.
Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.
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Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.
Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.
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When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant
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Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
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The act of going down on a girl on a Sunday while she is on her period and getting blood around your mouth, once enough blood is collected you proceed to bite her neck before she can realize the blood on your mouth. After biting her neck you look at her in the eyes and yell "Vampire Sunday"
I went down on my gf while she was on her period, I got her Vag blood all around my mouth and proceeded to bite her neck before she saw the blood. I then looked at her, blood around my mouth, her neck hurting, and screamed Vampire Sunday..
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Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.
Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
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