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A place in the middle of the United States of America, with both rich countrysides and major technological and wealthy cities. Recommended areas for living would be the D.C area, including Fairfax County and other northern Virginian places. If you want to grow land or farm, the south of Virginia is very pleasing. The north is mostly for government officials, office workers, ETC, while the south is more agricultural and rural. Richmond is kind of a shithole.
ALEXANDRIA 4 LIFE!
Guy: Hey, where should I move to?
Girl: Virginia, of course! It’s a good state.
Guy: Cool, do I go to Richmond-
Girl: (Starts levitating and emitting a fiery aura) NO.
The act of taking taking a lip (chewing tobacco) out of someone else’s moth and putting it yours.
The boys did a Virginia Swap
Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.
Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.
When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.