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An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
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When someone is so Disneyhorny that it becomes noticeable. If the person has too big of Disney Boner it can become embarrassing, since they should probably not love Disneyland as an adult.
I have the biggest Disney Boner right now. I hope no one sees it.
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In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series
The letter Eric sends to Chriss:
Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!
Eric Cartman
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(noun)- A person who says or does something so lame it immediately sucks all the joy out of a normally fun, hilarious and appealing situation.
"Yo man, enjoying the party?"
"Yea man!! Its fucking tight.. i ran over a dog on the way here"
"Dude... Why you got to be such a BONER KILLER!!!"
"Who puked on your pool table?"
"Just some Boner Killer."
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I boner party is when a a few or more males get together and snort/ingest Viagra and throw a super gay party.
Let's bring our MacBook Pros to the boner party.
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The defacement of a U.S. dollar bill by adding a "B" to the beginning and a "r" to the end of the word "one" on the back of said bill. This is preferably done with a Sharpie so as to make the defacement that much more prevalent and noticeable.
Once a bill has been converted into a Boner Buck, it can and should only be used in transactions involving strippers and/or ladies of the street (prostitutes). Any other use of said bill is vehemently frowned upon.
Boys get your Boner Bucks ready, we are hitting up Mons Venus tonight! On a side note - you better bring an arsenal of Boner Bucks if you want a Rusty Tromblumpkin.
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Being able to get a boner in front of a hot girl without her or you feeling uncomfortable.
1.
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"
Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."
person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."
2.
"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
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