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1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.
2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.
1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.
Cedric: Her kisses are magical.
Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.
2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
A hoe with no god and betrays there friends.
Mad hypocritical
A bitch that gives toothy head
I hooked up with a girl last night she a godless woman she said it was smaller than expected
A man who bounces from woman to woman in a short amount of time.
Girl, he such a woman weaver, he was just with three girls last week, and screwed them over.
Something men simply cannot do, ever.
"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.
Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
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In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.
Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)
Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.
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a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother
"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool
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