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When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.
The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
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Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
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The most commonly used car by police so they don't look like cops
(friend driving)
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
An African-American with an traditionally Irish or Gaelic last name
"What's your name man?"
"Darius McDonald"
"Ah a black Irish!"
Similar to Black Airforce One Energy. A person with no fears and instantly reacts without hesitation no matter the morality of the situation.
Someone that only cares about oneself and nobody else.
You have black crocs energy.
Approximately when an Indiana University PC blackscreens on you, making you think that you have lost everything you have been working on, then suddenly your screen reappears.
Do not freak. That is what we call a Big Red Black Out.
1. A cocktail consisting of Pepsi-Cola and gin, similar to a Rum and Coke.
2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.
3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.
4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
1. "Aye, Tommy! Make mine a Black Madonna on the rocks, no Virgin, though--save that for Da Vinci! Ha!"
2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."
3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"
4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."