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Someone who is as weak as a paper bag from Primark
Friend 1: *taps Friend 2*
Friend 2: *shreds instantly*
Friend 1: "God, you're such a Primark Bag."
During intercourse male slaps balls against females asshole.
She loves it when he starts brown bagging her during sex.
The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.
Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.
When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.
me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?
squishy shit in a bag..
(adj.) (noun.)
"THAT FUCKING SENSORY BAG LOOKIN ASS BITCH."