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I just have to lick one up right quick.
Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road
When you fit all your groceries in one bag.
I one-bagged all my groceries
Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack
Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty
A meme that gets increasingly popular over the coarse of a month until the height of its popularity, when it suddenly dies when the month ends, rarely to be heard of or spoken again.
Person 1: *posts a big chungus meme*
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.
When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.
Hannah: So are you gonna start or what?
Kavin: Easy there, I'll give you that one first.
He trying to hit, and spitting game.
when Matthew really likes you and texts "i was wondering if we could go out, maybe for tha one time."