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a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning
That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head
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As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
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A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”
“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”
Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Even though I try
I can‘t get my head around you
Somewhere in the night, there‘s a light
In front of me
Heaven up above, with a shove
Abandons me
And even though I try
I fall in the river of you
You manage to bring me down too
All your faking
Shows you‘re aching
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Letting you inside isn‘t right
Cause you‘ll mess with me
I never really know
What‘s really going inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
All your feeding
Shows you‘re bleeding
Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
You‘re covering it up, like a cut
With the likes of me
You know I‘ve really tried
I can‘t do anymore about you
The cut‘s getting deeper
The hill‘s getting steeper
I guess I‘ll never know
What‘s really going on inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
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what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid
Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.
Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?
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Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.
Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!
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it's a comical way to say "keep going" or "push through" or whatever. its supposed to be an encouraging quote and usually serves its purpose, also making that person smile
"dude i've been so sad. i can't believe he left me for that other girl"
"hey, keep your head up princess, your tiara is falling"
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