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When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac
My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag
When you and someone hit your bags together
Brooke: Bag high five?
John: SURE!
*hits bags together*
In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.
Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch
Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.
My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom
Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.
Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚