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Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 March 25, 2016


picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014


Cunted off

To berate ones actions, situation or decisions in a disrespectful way.

Jonny cunted off Solskjær's decision to bring cavani on-board despite it being a great call.

by Big Beadla November 13, 2020


Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.

He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off

by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022


Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon

That brother off the Jones

by D’Ralph April 14, 2021


Buggy off

Someone tells off someone with a pram, for taking their spot on a bus.

On a packed bus, a man in a wheelchair, scolds a mother with a child on a pram, who has taken his space, by shouting, "Buggy off!"

by robertddangoor February 26, 2016


ripping the head off it

it means masturbating commonly used by the Scottish comedian

Kevin Bridges

There was a Scottish bloke just ripping the head off it in the hotel lobby.

by Contra1947 May 5, 2016