Take the waddle off
that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.
Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?
Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.
To berate ones actions, situation or decisions in a disrespectful way.
Jonny cunted off Solskjær's decision to bring cavani on-board despite it being a great call.
When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.
He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off
On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon
That brother off the Jones
Someone tells off someone with a pram, for taking their spot on a bus.
On a packed bus, a man in a wheelchair, scolds a mother with a child on a pram, who has taken his space, by shouting, "Buggy off!"
it means masturbating commonly used by the Scottish comedian
Kevin Bridges
There was a Scottish bloke just ripping the head off it in the hotel lobby.