one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent

- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

He Did His Big One

Here's a breakdown of the phrase:

"He did": Indicates that the person took action or completed something.
"His big one": Refers to a noteworthy or outstanding accomplishment.
For example, if someone put together a fantastic presentation that wowed everyone, you might say, "He did his big one with that presentation." This means that the person did an excellent job and their effort was notably impressive.

In summary, "he did his big one" is a way of highlighting someone's remarkable achievement or success in a particular endeavor.

WOWWW he did his big one... - Leah Love Island USA

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

One for Bob

Adjective to describe an obese woman, typically of Scotish heritage and smelling of cheap vodka.

Look there is one for Bob. Hide your haggis rolls hen here is one for Bob

One-balled

An oil field industry term that describes a situation, when in pipe recovery, that isolation of a problematic zone to free tubular work string happens by dropping one single MicroPlug ball.

We had a R.I.P. job for Concho with Old School tools out of WTX and we one-balled them and are coming out of the hole

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Six contestants are transported to “The Plane” to compete in a competition for a wish for anything they want. Simple enough.

oh yea its also a object show

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