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When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.
So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!
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Any waiter, or backwaiter that annoyingly refills your iced tea after you've only had a small amount to drink thus ruining your tea/lemon/sweetener ratios.
I hate getting stuck in Scott's section at Chili's. He's one of those tea ninjas that refills your iced tea after every sip!
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when you are fed up with a situation whilst making tea & biscuits, you grab the weapon of your choice, in this case biscuit, any kind will do. Then throw it, shout NINJA BISCUITTTTT! and run under a table.
only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.
*Mathew spills tea*
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM
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A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.
"Oh my gawd! He came out of nowhere and scored?"
"That's because... he's a Hockey Ninja!"
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1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.
2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"
JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
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A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.
Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"
Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja."
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A deity of unspeakable power. Kicks ass to the sweet sounds of Bob Marley.
Mr.Smith was driving in his car when he was waylaid by a jamaican ninja.
There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.
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