I see

A phrase used when someone says something that is not particularly interesting but you feel the need to respond anyway as not to be rude. Mostly used during instant messaging conversations.

Person A: So I was watching an episode of How It's Made today, it was about toilet seats. They make them in a factory with lasers, it's pretty cool. Anyway, after that I went to the plaza and had a wrap.
Person B: I see

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I-Tach

A rhythm found in emergency departments, predominantly in the western and southwestern United States. "Tach" is slang for the prefix "tachy-", which means "abnormally rapid".

CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.

INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.

USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.

Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...

"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"

Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...

Tony... Dr. Kootersplat... Call a code and get the rash cart to Med-2 STAT... better get a splinter-removal tech down here, too... the lady just went into I-Tach.

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I cry

A way of showing that you are crying over a joke refrence.

Note: i crier is also used

This man really just said hes white even tho hes black.
I cry

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I wanna

I want to

I wanna kiss you

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I KNOW!

An expression signifying an EXACT undertanding/agreement of what the speaker is saying.

Spoken very loudly or with higher intonation. Hand motion is generally used with speech.

"Can you beleive she wore that?" "I KNOW!"

"You would think the professor would give us a study guide." "I KNOW!"

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cd-i

a gaming console that should never have been invented!
have u seen legend of zelda for the cd-i???? its horrable!

the kids next door crying and bats are flying out of hell...
whos playing cd-i?

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I-Ladies

The new term for E-girls. I-ladies is what the e girls have been requested to be called.

Jim: Hey bob
Bob: Hey Jim
Jim: You here about e-girls want to be called I-ladies
Bob: No way
Jim: I-ladies nuts in yo mouth bitch.

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