Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.
Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
Person 1: Isn't today October 1st?
Person 2: Yeah, it's also national bj day
National Kai shit him self while playing blade and sourcery day
It’s October 1st
Yea kai fucking shit himself
national tidy day
gf has to show their bf their tits day
gorgeous it's October 1st aka national tidy day
The day a real nigga was born. Specifically ah nigga named Dennis. You kno, the tall one from MoVal. Yea… dat nigga.
That mf dennis was born October 1st
Any girl you want has to send you pictures of her pussy uncensored
October 1st Means you and the boys can ask random girls for their nudes on October 1st