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The day all memes will come to life and god will descend from heaven and pop some pills with the boys.
4/20/69: *exists*
god: I have a meeting
Area 51: *lets Shrek and all of his alien friends go.*
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refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.
"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."
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self promoting UD spammer: extraassholey
Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable
is 8-something.
proved by Drake & Google Calculator.
well, the square root of 69 is actually 8.30662386292 to be precise.
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extremely dangerous rapper/hussler of the Goodells area. well known in the area for several smash underground hits. thought to have killed at least 13, 3 of which were state police.
I-69 rules the streets of Goodells.
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The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.
Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!
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An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.
-Nathan Elijah Garcia
Dude do the One-handed 69 on her