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Covid 19

Proof there is no god :/

Guy: Covid 19 is bad

by hamandeggs March 21, 2021

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covid positive

The test results after being tested for the covid 19 virus showing a person to be positive. On the results form showing positive in small writing it says "if positive detected its indicative of active infection but not rule out bacterial infection or other viral infections".

My test results show that I was covid positive. Was I really positive for covid or did I have another infection? How about all the others that showed positive? Makes you wonder.

by jimmybomm September 26, 2021

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Covid-β™Ÿ

When chess became a game of choice among millions of people worldwide, when they were on quarantine or lockdownβ€”when online chess also became a popular extra-curricular activity for thousands of home-jailed students and their teachers.

Guesstimate how many millions of people were spared mental or psychological breakdown thanks to Covid-β™Ÿ during the weeks-long Covid-19 lockdown.

by Fasters October 26, 2020

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Covid-πŸ‡¨πŸ‡·

When Costa Rica becomes the first country in the world to make it mandatory for children to be vaccinated, with about 1.5 million doses to be given to those aged five to 11β€”vaccination with apparently no serious side effects in this age group would arguably help stop infected children from spreading the virus to others.

Even if the US has approved the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine for 28 million young Americans, making it mandatory for children in red states would further polarize the nation, because a Covid-πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· template would face strong parental opposition in the name of freedom of choice and due to the risk of juvenile death.

by Covido November 7, 2021

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Class of COVID-19

The graduating Class of 2020. Thousands of students across the globe who were unable to attend their graduation ceremonies in person due to the coronavirus pandemic.

The Class of COVID-19 graduated around the same time as the George Floyd murder - two events that changed the world forever.

by G. Floyd June 10, 2020


Ghetto COVID Test

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

by Chief Investigator November 3, 2020


Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020