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Some wannabe-Rock Pop band that only gained fame from being on the Disney channel. For some odd reason many people on here try to defend their music(and by people I mean 13 year old girls). You can tell the people defending them are girls because they all post nearly the exact same message. Often overusing the word "amazing" in the wrong context. Think of them as the modern day Hanson.
JB Fan: OMG!!!!! the Jonas Brothers r not gay, thay r tha most amazingly amazing band since the invention of amazing which just so happened to be invented by the Jonas Brothers in the late 1800's in the ancient city of Amazington founded by the greek god Amazingtosinos(btw there is like historical data that links the Jonas Brothers gentically to Amazingtosinos). Until in 1805 the town was plagued by a disease called Amazingitus, which wasnt actually a disease because it only made the Jonas Brothers even more amazing adding to their already vast quantity of amazingness.
Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.
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The definition for when 2 guys have had intercourse the same girl.
Derived from a show called "The League". This was introduced by actor/comedian Jon Lajoie
"Dude, I had sex with Cindy last night!"
"Oh yeah... that's cool. I fucked her 2 weeks ago. That means we're Eskimo Brothers"
"What? We've been going out for months..."
OR
"Hey bartender, let me get a free drink. We're eskimo brothers!"
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Sex gods. Like to drop things.. etc
to me.. to you.. to me... to you
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A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.
Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."
Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
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1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.
2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.
2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"
metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
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1.A person who has gay threesomes in the bathtub and their moaning results in the main melody to their songs.
2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
Person1:hey do you see those guys having gay sex over there?!
Person2:Ya
Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
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"Olden times (greek/uncle?) when men would go into battle and would be like: We're sword brothers!!! So they would just fuck and bond cause they're sword brothers."
I'm cool with sword brothers.
--Ron Stoppable aka Jiggity James
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