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smarter child

a retarded computer that talks to you on msn and he doesnt make sence

says:
my name is joe
- smarter child - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u joe?

says:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was frank but now i'll call u joe.

says:
thanks yo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi joe. what's up?
says:
nm you ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?

says:
how are you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm doing well. how about u, joe?
says:
greeeart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i didn't understand that.
says:
great
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup.

says:
do you like sex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

says:
why not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why not? u tell me.

says:
cause your a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup. that's what i am.

>>> everyone loves trivia games! type "trivia" anytime.
Jessicaanicholsonn ; says:
homo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i don't like the way u r speaking now. these r awful words 2 use.
says:
why cause its true ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

says:
you enjoy talking about how your gay ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i am not prejudiced in any way, and i would never cause anyone any harm.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
says:
cause you said you enjoyed the conversation dumbass

by jdnyo June 1, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Pussy

A Vagina of a child, also known as, the best place to fuck.

John: "Hey she has a nice Child Pussy!"
Jack: "I want to fuck it!"
John: "That's illegal, but go ahead!"
John walks over to the little girl, pulls her out of view of the public, and strips her, then he shoves his dick into her Child Pussy, and rapes her so hard, that she screams.
Then he gets arrested, and the girl is scarred for life.

Please do not fuck a Child Pussy!

by Pedooophileee101 July 27, 2022

33๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Man Child

The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!

The Man Child

by Teaching nothin but the truth May 3, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trouble child

a kid being a issue, the child whos just being trouble or spazzing out all day. Attends to make stupid jokes about stuff, friends, or whoever they are talking to.

Someones being a trouble child today.
HAHAHahhahahAHAHA im being sucha trouble child today hahahahahaha!!!

by Ch3wy September 6, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Porn

Guys who instead of a fetish for bondage or animals, like children instead.

Oh yes little Tommy yes!!

by jeffweisefan August 6, 2005

384๐Ÿ‘ 708๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

123๐Ÿ‘ 215๐Ÿ‘Ž


Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.

Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his momโ€™s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.

by Silverslash January 19, 2019