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When a person with a shaved head or is bald, rests their head under a hairy snatch, they are dubbed "Muff Head"
Phil: My head is so cold!
Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag.
Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before!
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when one chick prevents another from getting laid by moving in on thier man/woman. same as a cock block but with girls.
Trudy was all over Todd but Gina slid in and gave Trudy a big time muff bluff.
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The Supreme Prophet of The Muff. He spreads the gospel according to Muff. He speaks in cryptic language and is a healer of back ailments.
"I need to talk to Muff Doppler. My back is aching me from too much funny bizness at Dave and Busted's."
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a small midget pussy aka the vagine.
Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?
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A variety of the Power Muff, the Gorilla muff is the fullest of all female bushes. Not only does it cover all aspects of a woman’s lower erogenous zones, it grows downwards to cover the upper thighs, upwards to cover the stomach, and loops around the bottom to cover a portion of the ass. It is extremely burdensome to maintain and often comes full of dingleberries, turds of varying size, dried discharge and stale urine. Unlike the Powder Room Muff, wet wipes are insufficient with regard to cleaning up the fallout of anything go in or out of it. Keeping it clean requires bathing (not showering) in two separately drawn baths following any toileting, menstrual or sexual activity. Its owners largely belong to fundamental religious sects who know little about the grooming requirements for sex play in the modern world. However, it is apparently quite repellant to male members of these groups, who often replace these hair bearers with younger wives with less cumbersome bushes (see Upper Puff, Powder Room Muff). On the contrary, some sexual deviants who are marginalized by mainstream society revere the Gorilla Muff as the Bush of all Bush. These pervs love to lose themselves in the fecal-infested, piss-stained, dinglenapped bush that is the Gorilla Muff.
Vanessa might put out. But that trick carries more turds in her Gorilla Muff than a dirty litter box.
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When girls are dancing at clubs all night they make alot of sweat, especially around their vagina, which than makes it stink and taste bad, therefore, Club Muff
Dude, i brought the hottest chick home last night but she had the worst club muff ever.
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"I have a muff trumpet"
"No way"
"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)
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