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For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds
When two guys grab eachother by the cock.
Hey waffles nice to meet you a st louis hello
The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.
Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.
<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>
Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!
Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top
The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.
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St. Pauls is a small independent private school in brooklandville md. this school has a good academic reputation but even the teachers know their classes are jokes. Most of the kids drive luxery vehicles and live in mansions. Lacrosse is life here.they are very talented every year even tho the kids on the team are the biggest partyers at the school. If you actually play on the varsity team you most definately fuck. These kids are untouchable. Social scenes simething special. going to a house party every weekend trying to pork some private school sloot. basically they party harder then colleges with the amount of alcohol consumed and drugs done. when spring comes theirs a darty everyweekend.everyone knows Sp is full of frat stars (dont let gilman kids tell you different) that hang with the hottest chicks and and other schools know not to fuck with the cruzies or they will seriously fuck u up. Sp kids blackout every weekend waking up and realizing all the shit they did. Then lie to their parents trying to fix the shit they did all morning. After they figure out what happend the previous night they will head over to towson hot bagel to cure their hangover and meet up with other kids asking about their night.drugs are a big part of the community. everyone is on something. all in all sounds like a wonderful place to have a extra 4 years of college.
Gilman kid 1: yo you wanna go to that st. pauls school party they hang with the hottest chicks
Gilam kid 2: nah bro they will fight us and im inbetween lawyers right now, lets just go home and jerk eachother off?
Gilman kid 1: thought ud never ask!!!!
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Shitty town in the middle of Florida
The only thing to do is the movies or bowling
There's a gas station/park/Walgreens on every corner
Prides itself by being one of the fastest growing city in America
If they build another Walmart instead of a mall in Port St Lucie, I'm going to bomb it.
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A decaying medium-sized city in southwestern Illinois, just across the Mississippi river from St. Louis. Known for its corrupt politics, abundance of strip clubs, and being generally run-down and seedy.
East St. Louis has one of the worst crime rates of any U.S. city.
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