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One of the hottest guys in the world
Loves anime
loves video games
Girl: Oh my god that guy is so Elijah Bissonette
Boy: Yeah because i am a Elijah Bissonette
very tall person
scorpio
chad chad
yummy/yummers
banana
makes weird noises
Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom
Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid
Elijah and aimee are both annoying. When they’re together they like to piss every one off and make them uncomfortable by kissing. They’re soulmates. If they meet they should spend the rest of their lives together. However they piss eachother off a lot, but they still love eachother very much. They’re both really sexy so their children would grow up to be hotties. They make an awesome couple and they are really cute together. They shouldn’t spend any time apart, so don’t break up. You’re lucky to have one another.
Awww, Elijah and Aimee make a really cute couple. They look like soulmates.
Everyone Named Elijah Gets 50 bucks on November 5th
You gotta do it if you read this no take backs so give Elijah 50 bucks on National Elijah Day
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Kaiden : I’m gonna break elijahs neck bone
(Ik it’s not a bone)
Elijah:it is a bone
Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
Elijah's laptop keeps breaking