big bird

a big ass yellow homosexual bird from a little kids show

big bird was taking a shit on a chiminey and his ass cought on fire

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The Bird is the Word

The subtitle to a classic song by the Trashmen, titled "Surfin' Bird."
Most people had never heard of it prior to a 2008 Episode of Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin could not stop listening to, and singing along with the song.

"Don't you know about the bird?"
"Yeah, everybody knows that the bird is the word."

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bird watchers

Bird Watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)

Yo I heard the bird watchers got you under surveliance.

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Tweety Bird

One who Tweets about every event that happens to them all throughout the day.

Jim: Hey, Michelle is "now doing laundry"

Ted: Yeah, she's a total Tweety Bird.

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Ghetto Bird

The name for police helicopters that are frequently seen in bad neighborhoods.

Man I was trying to get some sleep last night, but there was a ghetto bird circling around my house.

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go birds

Used in the Philadelphia area and South Jersey. Supposed to mean “go eagles” but actually means “thank you” “your the best” “have a good day” and anything else you can come up with.

*walking out of Wawa*
Stranger: holds the door for you
You: go birds

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Surfin' Bird

A song written by "The Trashmen" in the 1950's, which was recently featured on the family guy episode "I dream of Jesus".

Brian and Stewie on the couch, Surfin' Bird playing in the background:

Stewie: "Brian, I don't feel so good".

*Nose bleeds*

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