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easiest sport on the planet. running 10 miles daily is a piece of cake. the bad part is that not very many attractive chicks participate in it.
coach: You broke another school record.
athlete: wow. cross country is getting old.
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It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.
"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park
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The generous pour of wine or spirit that you expect an exclusive club would give members. It can also occur when you're nice and polite, and your friendly waiter/waitress tips the bottle a couple seconds longer. Everyone gets tips-y.
I should have ordered the sancerre Frazier - that's a country club pour
A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!
Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!
Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!
1. Derogatory name used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.
2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.
**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.
Also see: trackie
That cross country geek would jump off an 18 story building if they got rid of xc tomorrow.
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A phrase often used by people who are saying that they can do whatever they want since (apparently) america is a free country.
Mom: Johnny! Stop masturbating on the couch!
Johnny: Its a free country!
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A long-distance runner that competes in Cross country and usually track and field long / middle distance events. Almost always very handsome and tan and ripped. Adversaries will be most displeased as runners often times will steal said adversaries ladyfriend(s).
Baseball/Football Player 1: Dude, that guy running there is such a homosexual, look at his obnoxiously short shorts.
Baseball/Football Player 2: Bro I know right, look at how ripped and tan his upper thighs are, hahaha what a homosexual.
Baseball/Football Player 1: Yeah, i'll stick to wearing my boardshorts and this baseball cap, what a queer he is!
Cross Country Runner: I boned both of your girls...at the same time, peace!
Baseball/Football Player 1+2: That doesn't matter he is still such a homosexual, yeah!!! *HIGH FIVE!*
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