Hesus

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!

"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"

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Hesus

A word used in the place of the Spanish version of Jesus, Jesús. Used by uneducated people who think they are clever.

Hey, I named my character Hesus because that means Jesus.

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Hesus

A god that has power over everything. If something good happened to you today, Praise Hesus. If something bad happened today, Blame the S Deamon

Person 1: I broke up with my GF today
Person 2: Praise Hesus! She's mine now!!!

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Hesus

Jesus but with a tan.

“I woke up to Hesus sucking me off.”

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Hesus

.The word for Jesus in Filipino languages

si hesus ang mashiach!

Hesus

A god (right now in a form of a rubber duck) that brings luck to anybody who believes in him and in rubber ducks. This includes people who enjoy taking baths with them. On the other hand, the demon brings bad luck.

Man #1: Hail Hesus! I broke up with my ROBLOX gf!!!
Man #2: Praise Hesus shes mine now!!
Man #1: Damit Deamon! I want him to be single for his whole life -_-

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hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.

oh my there goes a hesus christ.

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