When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
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A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
The act of a woman getting an STD.
I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.
The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.
We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.
The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.
Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.