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Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.

Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024


glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 6, 2022


Crack crank

Shoving crack down nicenuts throat

me crack crank nice nuts throat

by Not Ben Shapiro April 9, 2020


Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2021


Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 15, 2024


Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022


Crank Ass Nigga

An adjective, with its origins in inter-city Atlanta, is used to refer to someone that is acting in a manner similar to that of someone who is high or on methamphetamine.

"I'm going to fuck that crank ass nigga up for looking at my man like that."

by BamBam_ShoelessMan March 20, 2016