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A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...
Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
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Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
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An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
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I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch
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–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.
1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."
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When sand gets into your crotch.
Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!
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The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.
Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.
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