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Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.
1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."
A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...
Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.
Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")
Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)
when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch
I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled
person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.
"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."
The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.
Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.