A popular diet used among gamers who play Call of Duty. This diet consists entirely of Doritos and Mountain Dew.
"Dude I went on the double d diet this weekend."
"Me too man, I got so many perks from all the codes!"
When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.
I'm not light skinned, i'm diet chocolate
Eating food that is being sale outside in the community and not at home.
I’m on that street diet.
What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.
A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.
The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.
(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”