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a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy

a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”

by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023


Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills

OMG LOOK ITS A DOCTOR! RUN!

by Unikitty2.0 January 04, 2023


Doctor

A madman in a box with two hearts, beautiful companions, and one giant blue box thats smaller on the outside and bigger on the inside.

Hi i'm the Doctor}
Doctor who?
exactly

by WHOVIANNN October 29, 2019


doctor

something that all asian parents want us to be

"Howard! YOU CANNOT BE A COMIC WRITER! YOU HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR!"
-Mom

by pianogirlandcats March 18, 2021


Doctors

Keeps your system running properly!

Praise Doctors♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 15, 2020


Doctor

Someone who's a freaking perv. And based their entire life and career on their perv-i-ness.

Person#1:OMG my doctor is such a perv.
Person#2: they all are

by fandom_obsessed November 30, 2017


Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Hey Maybe you should visit the doctor about that

by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020