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The Jackson family

The only Jackson family that existed and still exists is The Michael Jackson family, After MJ had a fall out with his bandmates who used his name Jackson as the band name,they had difficulty changing their surnames from Jackson as it appeared it was their publicly known surname as they wished to remain in the entertainment industry. The whole band consisted of a father -joe , a mother-katherine and about 11 or so children, Michael Jackson was one of them- the 1 his surname was used for the whole band.

Michael Jackson had only one wife.
Michael Jackson never married lmp.
It is known today that lmp could be Latoya MJ's former band mate.
MJ's real wife was never part of the band.
The matriach of the Jackson family was never Katherine, it's MJ's real wife.

by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021


Goth Family

A family that has existed since the first game in The Sims Series.
Most well known for Bella Goth, who went missing after getting abducted by aliens and dropped in Strangetown, there’s also her husband Mortimer who loves Dina Caliente, the widow of Bella’s dead brother Michael Bachelor.
Mortimer and Bella have two kids, Cassandra Goth is engaged to town Cassanova Don Lothario, and the other kid is Alexander Goth.

Everyone who’s ever played The Sims knows about The Goth Family

by BlankCanvas742 December 7, 2021


herps family

The ultimate happy family that will yeet any negativity out the window.

I wish I was part of the herps family. They’re the coolest kids I’ve ever seen.

by a happy herp February 3, 2020


Modern Family

Referring to something that a family member has done that reminds you of the show Modern Family, particularly something embarrassing or ridiculous. Shortened: MoFam

Geez Dad! You’re so Modern Family!

by Very Unique November 30, 2010

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Family Picnic

noun. When 13 people shit in a dog's vagina and then try to eat a microscope

My son and his friends went on a Family Picnic; Lucy died.

by John Jobs December 23, 2007

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Zoldyck Family

Some bitchass family to have. Literally traumatized Killua-best-boy and pretended nothing happened. Except Illumi and Zeno, Illumi being hot and Zeno passing my vibe-check. Other than that they a bitch, especially Kikyo, I'm coming for your bones bitch, not even the ankles or the kneecaps, all yo bones.

The Zoldyck Family is horrible! They traumatized Killua!

by Zenopassedthevibecheck April 29, 2021

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Family Unit

Members of one household. Like your husband, wife, and children.

Their family unit went on a recent vacation to Hawaii.

by hellofolks8 July 28, 2010

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