don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
What I say when somone says fuck you
Somone in my discord server: FUCK YOU!
Me: Yes, Fuck Me~
When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.
I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.
An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.
That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!
When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.
man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?
i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU
Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?
Person 2: ok 5 y/o
*hunter posts*
zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.
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