Guitarism

A form of racism against guitarists

I’m so tired of these people that have such guitarism in their hearts…

guitar band wars hero

The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.

Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?

I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.

Kool.

9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .

Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.

Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

Guitar hello

Polish greeting, used by proud poles.

-Guitar Hello!
-Hey Knee!
-God, Honor, Homeland
-Elbow, heel there is no customer!