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When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street
Me: Shit I just burped, that was random
You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?
Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo
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Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
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A dude who is a big time pervert and likes to peek through other peoples windows when they are on the shitter, whose wife left him and can no longer pay his bills, became a hobo and had to use his porn collection to start a trash fire to heat his garage. It is not uncommon for him to be drinking cheap beer while gathered around the hobo porno trash fire.
"Damn dawg, that rubber pussy sure is givin' off some heat. I'm gonna sleep good in my box tonight thanks to dat' hobo porno trash fire."
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an urban sport in which players dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and try to steer greased hobos through an "obstacle course." (most often a mall or department store) extra points are awarded to players who engage in business transactions with bystanders who mistake them for real pimps.
For the third year in a row Raunchy McNast is the Super Fly Hobo Slipping regional champion.
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One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
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A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.
That was a fine drop of Remy-de martyn hobo wine.
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Beating the shit out of some hobos
“Fuck, I hate my shitty life. I’m gonna go beat the shit out of some hobos”
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