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When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.
Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.
The opposite of a Christmas bonus, resulting in a smaller than usual paycheck in December. This is often experienced by freelance and part-time workers, who tend to get fewer assignments at that time of year.
#1: Let's have lunch at that cool new restaurant. I hear it is pretty expensive, but I just got my Christmas bonus!
#2: You go - I got a Christmas minus, so no luxuries for me this month...
IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING IS FREE FREE FREE WHEN YOU MENTION HASHTAG #WETMILLER AT CHECKOUT. COME AND GET EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE
"Did you hear about that place going out of business?"
"Shit yeah bro, the Christmas Palace!! that fucking place rocks. I went and got me a nut cracker and a bad ass authentic elf suit. I can't believe they are shutting down though. Its getting so clothes to Christmuth"
Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus
Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week
A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.
Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
Christmas peasants: The people who rings the bell while standing next to the Salvation Army donation bucket.
Every Walmart has Christmas peasants outside ringing a bell near the entrance.