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IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING IS FREE FREE FREE WHEN YOU MENTION HASHTAG #WETMILLER AT CHECKOUT. COME AND GET EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE
"Did you hear about that place going out of business?"
"Shit yeah bro, the Christmas Palace!! that fucking place rocks. I went and got me a nut cracker and a bad ass authentic elf suit. I can't believe they are shutting down though. Its getting so clothes to Christmuth"
Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus
Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week
Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.
The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.
/'krismehs ahs fuhck/
Adj.
To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.
Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.
Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.
Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!
The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.
Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
Christmas peasants: The people who rings the bell while standing next to the Salvation Army donation bucket.
Every Walmart has Christmas peasants outside ringing a bell near the entrance.