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A wannabe troll who reports post to Facebook or mewe admin..
My name is Jeff and I get butthurt very fast.
Guy who doesnt want to go to the gym but has to anyway
Sorry Jeff, you gotta go to the gym at 6:00pm
Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction
Man: "hey how are you"
Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"
Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"
that one kid that is never at school
boy 1-is jeff here today
boy 2 -no dumbass
The friend that takes bad mushrooms and jumped off the dorms ... but lives.
Don't be a Jeff.
Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.