The act of kneeing an individual in the thigh to cause a charlie horse. The act is typically accompanied by the proclamation "JET-FUZZ!" Origin - Clinton MA, East st. (1993)
Jimmy, dropped in pain after he was he was jet-fuzzed.
When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.
Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"
Person: "Nah."
Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."