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An NFL team literally NOBODY asked for their stadium gets zero fans overall. Did I mention South Park poked fun at them ya know it’s a bad thing whenever South Park gets involved
Jimmy: who here is a Los Angeles chargers fan
Nobody:
Jimmy again: see that’s the problem
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Dominican slang Web abbreviature equivalent to "wassup". Contraction from "qué es lo que pasa" (literally "what's it that happens" -> "what's happening").
Pronnounced "Qué lo qué".
Qué es lo que pasa -> qué lo que -> ke lo ke -> k lo k -> klk
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When your pubes are longer than your dick.
Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.
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A very shitty roleplaying game on the San Andreas Multiplayer mod for GTA San Andreas. Consists of mostly scammers, robbers, gang members, and policemen so there's not much of a variety. You work hard for your money and to end up getting it all robbed at the end. Yup, even the policemen jail you and ticket you for no reason just to earn money. The game also consists of 9 year old admins and players, so if they don't get what they want they be a bitch about it. The economy really sucks ass too because there are billionaire gang members and millionaire policemen. They're all e-money hungry. Most of the houses are taken by players who quit or never log on anymore.
After fishing and working hard for money for a long time:
Robber:(holding gun up to you) GIMME UR MONEY OR I KILL YOU- AND DON'T LOG OFF OR I REPORT YOU
Hard Worker gives Robber his money.
Robber: HAHAHAHA THANKS NOOB ALL YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY IS MINE NOW!!!!111
Typical day in Los Santos Roleplay
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A great up and coming band which mixes Rock and Roll with Blues, and spanish rock, with influences by Stevie Ray Vaughn( a guitar God) and Richie Valens(who was big but I think sucks balls)
-Los Lonely Boys played a kick ass shot tonight..
-hell yea!
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Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
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Like Cool Story Bro A saying that can be used for just about anything like for answering questions, using as a comeback, and you can say it when you really don't care what the other person is saying.(:
Alex: You best get out my house, boy!
Kimi: K J Lo.
Sina: I was hoping to see you preform, I wish you were still part of that dance group.
Vin: K J Lo.
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