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When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
When you hear or are listening to a catchy song or piece of music while fapping, and start moving your hand to the beat. You will often be able to hold your load longer which os always a plus.
"Turn of jacob i really want to blow my load before mum walks in, this rythmic masturbation is really annoying."
when the warzone rotational aim assist is so stronk that they can use their right hand for some unsavory purposes while they operate the left stick to aim AND move at the same time
damn i just died to this guy while he pulled 1-handed tation masturbation
A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.
BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!
Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
U like cheese professional masturbator
Infamous public masturbator in Oregon.
Magbots is the Oregon masturbator.
To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.
I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.
John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."