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Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog
OMG josh is such a fridget midget
A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league
One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
Maddy is a midget fury she's wack
when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people
Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget
Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.
George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.