Inability to attend an event or activity due to the responsibility of looking after a sleeping child.
I can't make the game today, I'm in a nap trap.
The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.
Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.
When one passes out while taking a shit.
Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.
adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.
Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)
Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.
A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.
I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!
A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.
Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.