Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.
2๐ 2๐
When you spend the whole nap feeling anxious and then you wake up feeling murderous instead of rested.
Person 1: how was your nap?
Person 2: it was death nap!
Person 1: oh man that's brutal, you must be tired
2๐ 1๐
The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.
Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.
2๐ 1๐
Inability to attend an event or activity due to the responsibility of looking after a sleeping child.
I can't make the game today, I'm in a nap trap.
2๐ 2๐
When one passes out while taking a shit.
Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.
2๐ 1๐
A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.
I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!
2๐ 1๐
Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
2๐ 1๐