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Nap Trap

Inability to attend an event or activity due to the responsibility of looking after a sleeping child.

I can't make the game today, I'm in a nap trap.

by mizz_l May 09, 2016


[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.

Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.

by Diamond Lake Crew January 16, 2016


Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.

Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.

by Bonichetti September 30, 2011


nap slut

adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.

Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)

by TeeJayyKnap June 10, 2011


Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019


Skank Nap

A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.

I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!

by la_lux September 23, 2010


Pussy nap

A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.

Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.

by Kirton nick March 21, 2020