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Hitler 2.0

The ultimate Hitler ripoff....Trump himself.

Will build a wall.
Replace every time he says Muslim with Jew.
Racist misogynistic idiotic homophobic piece of corn.

Republican: "Even I don't want him for president"
Democrat: "well shit I don't want Hillary either...."
Republican: "Vote out of fear so Hitler 2.0 doesn't become president?"
Democrat: "sure..."

-meanwhile in Europe-
Germany: "fucking idiots....I'm going top have a German sparkle party to get my mind off of this, let's go Austria!"
Austria: "Gettin tired of America's shit"

by Imma potatoe November 8, 2016

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adolf hitler

The leader of Germany in 1930s-1945ish. (not sure the exact dates give me a break) either way, he may have done many bad things, but I just have to say that the whole blitzkrieg (lightning war) was a little ironic. In World War one (aka the great war at the time) Germany decided that it wanted to take over France, and from what I understand France secured the border leading into Germany, so the German Army marched right through Belgium (neutral I believe) and came up behind the French army. this happened again in World War Two. They also swiped Paris right behind the French military's back in one of these wars.

Adolf Hitler killed many innocent people, but he was actually a genius. (no, I'm not a Nazi, trying to be UN-biased) and it's been awhile since History class so If I made a mistake feel free to correct me

by jesu72 December 28, 2009

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Pedo Hitler

Joe Biden. A lifelong and notorious pedophile (he's on video on Youtube pinching and twisting eight year old girls' nipples and he showered with his own daughter), Biden was assigned the moniker "Pedo Hitler" after he gave a satanic speech in Philadelphia calling half the nation "semi-fascists" and threatening non-leftists with F-16s and nuclear bombs. The second most evil man in American History after Black Hitler aka Barack Obama.

"Hey who are you voting for in 2024?"

"Well it ain't gonna be Pedo Hitler--I can tell you that right now!"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

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hitler youth

A total asshole
One who hates all walks of life
Thinks he is godly
Like calling someone "jew" as an insult.

Fuck you man, you're such a hitler youth.

by MunkySox June 1, 2004

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Hitler god

The god worshped by fundamentalist that sends people to hell to be tortured forever for the smallist little sin.
But that is not the same as the real God of the bible because the bible was not meant to be taken literally.

Why do fundalmentalist worship hitler god?

by Deep blue 2012 September 14, 2009

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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was the Socialist leader of Germany which along with the other (non-white) Axis powers (Bulgaria, Italy, Japan, Russia) fought a war against the white Colonialist powers of Great Britain, Belgium, France and also other parts of Europe. This ultimately resulted in the independence of many African countries from colonial rule. Factors contributing to Hitler's defeat include the Russians switching sides due to a disagreement over territory and the United States having entered the war after Pearl Harbor.

Hitler was a vegetarian who's Nazi party supported many Progressive issues like reducing poverty, education, banning child labor, the anti-smoking campaign and social welfare. He is sometimes considered a Centrist because he also supported many issues on the Right including a strong military, reducing crime, immigration reform and genocide.

Controversial aspects of Hitler's life include his relationship with Eva Braun, his addiction to prescription drugs (amphetamine) and his suicide on the 30th of April 1945.

A+ for effort, student clearly demonstrates ability to research the topic in depth and emphasize relevant aspects of Adolf Hitler's life in a fair and balanced way.

by Teach history better. June 30, 2009

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Angry Hitler

When you shave a jewish girls eyebrow (only one) and then nut on her upper lip. Then you throw the eyebrow you just shaved onto her upper lip like hitlers mustache.

Dude, last night I gave some girl the Angry Hitler when she was sleeping.

by Michael Singh November 22, 2007

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