You can lay your legs on me if you want to

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

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My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

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National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

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seb lay

when u just love sheilas a little bit too much

oh no he has done a seb lay

laying the grime

basically means being the coolest bitches in 757. that's a big fuck you mcphee.

The ugly red headed boy exclaimed, "Look at those bitches with the wack nicknames, they're laying the grime!"

Lai-on

A person who tells lies for so for a breathing.

Why are you surprised? Lai Mohammed is a Lai-on.

Whenever the minister speaks, we all have to shout "Lai-on King!"