Random
Source Code
Random
the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).
Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!
64👍 23👎
He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.
Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.
In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace
Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
the act of ejaculating inside the condom during intercourse and freezing it in the freezer and then inserting said condom filled semen into a female's sex organs
Hey, my girl and I tried the Club Penguin snowball fight. It was ice cold, man!
A penguin with the FATTEST most GORGEOUS glizzy shlong in the entire planet of king kong. If you mess with the Glizzy Pingu, you gonna get folded. A person named Gryshon is not a Penguin.
"Hey!!! Look at that Penguin with that fat glizzy, he gonna fold you tight if you make him mad"
"Go get a glizzy Penguin!!!!!"
"Oh my goshhh, give me that huge glizzy Penguin poo"
1👍 2👎
Anti Weeb Penguins are a rare species of Penguin that seems to lack a brain as per as the study conducted by scientists and they also appear to get triggered on hearing the word "anime" or "brave browser". It's rumoured that Anti Weeb Penguins are mostly gay and lacks any common sense whatsoever. If you happen to see an Anti Weeb Penguin then you should run as far away as possible else they might infect you.
Man, yesterday I met an idiot who dislikes anime for no reason.
Yeah, He's probably an Anti Weeb Penguin !!
3👍 13👎
cold 2day int it mate
yer it's colder than a penguins bollock
29👍 13👎