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What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.
Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man
Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.
Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.
The action of using an index finger to press almost into something, but stopping just shy of actually making contact. It’s an almost poke...a pokity-poke.
John flinched because Paige gave him a pokity-poke over his belly.
Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it
I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes
When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?
-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody
Jake got donkey poked by Jenna
A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.