RE Monkey

A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.

Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?

Re-Dinner

You had dinner half an hour ago and you're hungry again.

Chaz says: Oh man I'm hungry again.
Tom says: Didn't you eat half an hour ago?
Chaz says: Yeh, I think I am going to Re-dinner.

Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!

Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."

re-raiser

A individual who continuously goes all-in frequently in online poker. Often with weak hands.

See Tommy just raised all-in with 7-2 off suit, he is such an re-raiser.

re-poon

1)A bitch that has a poon that became a dick, but then became a poon again.

2)A girl who has re-pooned. Or a guy that is re-pooning.

Does that re-poon Alex lick poon or dick?

Yu sucked poon, even before he was re-pooning.

re-sicked

Act of becoming sick with the same illness you gave to someone else before you became well again.

Man, I just got over strep throat. Now my girlfriend has it. I hope I dont get re-sicked.

Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.

"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."