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I turd stuck in chelsi's ass hat refuses to come out no matter how hard she tries !!!
I wish Ricky wrinkle neck would stop teasing me and just come out already !!
The phenomenon in which one’s intellectual capacity is strained to their very limits of cognition. Named after Ricky from Trailer Park Boys who frequently becomes frustrated by the limits of his comprehension.
I need to take a break from studying, I have the Rickies and can’t concentrate any longer.
When a girl leads you are hardcore but uses you for a ride or another advantage but has no intention of actually sleeping with you
The Ricky: Ricky thought he bouts to get laid on a hour plus trip to Pittsburgh but instead ended up left at the bar and drank himself into the hospital for days then didnt even get a ride home after waking up from coma cuz she had better shit to do
When a girl leads you on hardcore but uses you for a ride or another advantage but has no intention of actually sleeping with you
The Ricky thought was going to get laid by offering a ride to Pittsburgh but was clearly used for the ride only.
Waking up in the hospital and she still has been shit to do then pick you up is a strong diagnosis of The Ricky.
Ricky Cascia is a amazing man and his dick is as big as a elephant and it’s just humongous
Ricky Cascia is a sexatron.
When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.
Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.