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a cool fella who made an album called “Worst Album Ever” which is actually one of the best albums ever
Person 1: “Yo, have you heard of Ricky Jamaraz?”
Person 2: “duh you bozo”
When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?
Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.
Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.
One Of rick sanchez's catchphrases Oh And Wubbalubbadubdub!
When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.
Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
When a Man (Preferrably named Ricky or Richard) is cumming in under 60 seconds or 1 minute.
Anthony: How was the party last night?
James: Pretty Shit. I was down on a girl and hit the Ricky Minute
Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky
Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!
AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh