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A seemingly undefined sex act as defined in the season four finale of Adult Swim's "The Venture Bros". While many theories abound, most describe an act between two men that involves consumption of semen and fecal matter.
...it comes pouring out like someone stepped on a snack pack. So, after you both find a turkey baster; you eat your way out of the tub. At least that's what a rusty venture is described as on urban dictionary...
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When two women grind vaginas while menstrating.
"Who would like some rusty scissors?"
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A Rusty Rocket happens when you do a girl or guy in the ass with a dildo so hard, it jars the shit loose and it sticks to the dildo. You then take the dildo out and throw it as hard as you can at her face while making a bomb noise with your mouth.
Jonny and Jenny were fooling around and Jonny says, "Do you know what a Rusty Rocket is? Jenny says no. Jonny starts to perform the act of ass-fucking Jenny with the dildo. She got so excited by this act that she let loose and shit on the dildo. Jonny then says, "You shit on the dildo you slut!" He then takes it and chucks it at her face and says as hard as he can and exclaimed with pride, "Boom!!"
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The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.
"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."
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When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!
Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel
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when you are having gay sex and you decide to fart in the sexual partners asshole. you then proceed to have sex with a fucking donkey. while you are jerking off to the intercourse between a dog and a hamster. if you havent had enough of that, then you just so happen to suck hard cock between two old men with saggy balls. you then like to give your daddy an angry unicorn and then spew bloody feces all over his face. if thats enough, he also likes to shove a corona up his dirty stretched asshole. he likes to finger his butthole while he shoves a sharpie marker up his loose ass and suck the balls of his dog while his cat spews queefs all over his cucumber.
oh my god, that sick mother fucker just gave that kid an rusty bobby. i mean seriously, that was some sick fucking shit. he nutted all over bobbys face.
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when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around
my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is
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