The Big Sad

1. An adjective to describe something beyond depressing that ended in failure/defeat.
2. A synonym for The Great Depression.

1. Joey: I heard you broke up with yo gf
Matt: Yeah...
Joey: RIP that's the big sad
2. The Great Depression, aka The Big Sad, took place from 1929 to 1939.

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Sad Doughboy

The act of jizzing in a girls face making sure you hit both eyes...she begins to tear up. At that moment while her face is still white, you punch her in the stomach. She makes a crying sound similar to the sound the Pillsbury Doughboy (Poppin' Fresh) makes after you poke his stomach...

Did something bad happen to Lindsay, is she crying?...Naw, I just gave dat cunt a Sad Doughboy bout 5 minutes ago...

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Sad Platypus

When your in the middle of intercourse and all the sudden you go limp.

ya i heard jerrys been real dissatisfying latley.
ya his wife said hes been getting a sad platypus.
ha ha.

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Hipster sadness

Hipster sadness - cold-hearted dissatisfaction. Lost of interest due to an overflow of time and resources in which the mind forces itself into a pit of despair. A vastly growing plague sweeping the youth of nations into adulthood.

Also known as "Hipster depression" - a prolonged state of hipster sadness lasting of six months

Justice: "Ever since he started using tumblr he hasn't been the same."
Jerome: "Yea, he's got hipster sadness
Justice: "What a goddamn shame."

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sad pie

When someone is very sad or has hurt feelings

Ah come on, I didn't really mean it, don't get all sad pie on me.

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Sad Person

Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions.

Also, check Poor People

Hey, that's one sad person. If his parents just had more money, they could have afforded the fucking abortion.

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sad tomato

A sagging worn pussy

Hey man, your mom has one hell of a sad tomato.

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