Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask

Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent

We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

Slow moving glacier

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

slow stuff

made not manufactured using local and sustainable materials and processes. created with the ethos of the slow movement in mind...

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slow stuff from norfolk