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A simple way to do math. Where you add a number to a number and get the sum of the number as the final number.
stoners math is 5+5=55
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Someone who gets stoned every day, without fail.
Also someone who is not affected by the weed, in any way at all.......mmmm - weeed.
"You smoke too much, stoner fuck."
"You're a stoner fuck. Weed does'nt affect you - does it?"
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a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)
"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"
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An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.
WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."
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A group of stoners is called a BOWL.
1st person: Dude i went to that concert and i saw a group of stoners!!
2nd person:don't you mean a bowl?
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The characteristics of a stoner.
A stoners charm consists of a high whispery voice, a drowsy laid back attitude, and off task behavior.
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Comes from the 1960s as a band who would write songs about and use drugs while on and offstage. These guys were awesome, especially if they have the ability to perform while high. If they overdose though, they're screwed.
Pink Floyd comes to mind when you talk about stoner bands.
Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!
It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.
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